Socks are not for Eating

I feel that I am making a lot of progress in what is good to eat and what isn’t. I have been doing a lot of studying lately on food and nutrition, GMO foods, etc. Whow! Who knew food would be so complicated. When I was younger (like a month or two ago) I pretty much tried to eat anything that would fit into my mouth like my blanket, cottage cheese containers, and socks that were tied in knots (which meant they were mine to play with or eat, I thought).

All of a sudden all the things I loved chewing on and eating started disappearing. My mistress was taking them away from me. I was pretty upset at first. THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE THINGS! Then I realized why. I found the remains of 2 knotted socks when she wasn’t looking so I ate them as fast as I could before she could seem them. Boy! Was that a mistake! In a little while I started feeling pretty nauseous and my mouth started watering and I was gagging.

My mistress looked at me and came running, like a mad woman ( which scared me). I thought for sure she knew I was a “Bad Dog”. So I started running for the door (still gagging and slobbering). Thankfully she opened the door and I made it outside. Soon the remains of the knotted socks were laying on the ground in front of me. That’s when I realized that socks are not for eating. I learned an important lesson that day, (although I still chew on my blanket from time to time and I can’t help it if some gets swallowed.) stick to dog food or people food. It’s much better for you.

Your friend, Harley                  feeling much better


About Kathy

I am semi retired and had lots of free time on my hands. I still work part time as a bookkeeper at the little hardware store in our small town but I still had free time to fill so I became a blogger here at The Harley Factor. I also am a compulsive beader so I started a beading blog to show off my bead work call Compulsive Beading. As I have gotten older and mostly wiser I have become very opinionated on a lot of subjects and will share them with you from time to time when I can't keep my mouth shut. Kathy Sinclair

7 comments on “Socks are not for Eating

  1. I’ve got a couple of old shoe Inserts you could try out..

  2. socks are for thrashing

  3. Sorry it didnt put the rest in. Ley me know if you like this new theme I put up or the old one

  4. Hey Harley. I was wondering if you could do me a favor. Could you go over my blog and tell me if You. I like the grey themezed alot but this one I put up makes it look nice and neat. Your input would be greatly appreciated.

    • The new theme does look nice and neat, kind of like a news paper, but it doesn’t say “this is joecruzmn’s blog” With the other theme you knew where you were almost without looking at the name of the blog. I like the old theme better. It says “read me” more that this theme. I think you also need a gavitar picture.

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