Yesterday was not a good day for me. I was in the living room trying to convince Skeeter to give me the bone she had (she’s pretty old and doesn’t like to share). Even after I barked at her and threw myself on the floor a couple of times, she still wouldn’t give it to me. That’s when things went bad.
I was just going to lay down and stare at Skeeter for awhile when I see this piece of lint or something on the couch. I go over to investigate and desided I needed to remove it from the couch (being the thoughtful dog that I am). I’m using my paws to scratch it off when all of a sudden there is a hole in the couch and all kinds of stuffing is coming out! What was I supposed to do? I’m trying to scratch it all off of the couch and the hole just keeps getting bigger. That’s when I knew this was all going to back fire on me so I went and hid in the bathroom (besides, the floor is nice and cool in there and I needed a nap).
My mistress was doing some work down in the basement during all this. I was hoping she would stay down there all day, but she didn’t. Next thing I know she has me by the collar with a rolled up news paper in her other hand. I’m thinking (maybe she is going to teach me how to read). NO, that was not her objective. I found out there are multiple uses for news papers. They are not just to read or pee on.
Your friend, Harley
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