My mistress had to work today and she didn’t lock me in the bathroom like she usually does. I was feeling pretty privileged, kind of like the King of the castle. After I made sure all was secure in the castle and took a little nap I decided to find something to do. That’s when I saw this stuffed mouse (all dressed up and looking pretty) sitting nicely on a pillow so I went over to investigate the potential of a possible play toy. I grabbed it and slung it around until it’s ears came off and some stuffing came out. That’s when I thought “Oh no, I think this might have been a bad idea“.
Sure enough, It was a Bad idea. When my mistress came home for lunch the sh** hit the fan (not really, it was in a pile on the dining room floor, which was another Bad idea). Before I knew it I was getting my nose put into both Bad ideas and getting smacked on the hind end again. When she left to go back to work, you guessed it, I was back in the bathroom again.
Below are some links to some pretty interesting mouse stories. I would check them out if I were you. I know I will never mess with Sleepy Mouse (as my mistress calls her) again!!!
- Dormouse: A far from sleepy adventure (insearchofthegruffalo.wordpress.com)
- Man Arrests And Ties Down Mouse For Eating His Dollars (LOOK) via @MIXEDBAG_NG (mixedbagng.wordpress.com)