My mistress has been taking me for a walk almost everyday lately. I have enjoyed seeing new places and people around here (especially Pamm at the back who always gives me cookies). The only thing is, she attaches me to what is called a leash which limits where I can go and how fast I can go there (I don’t like it). She keeps telling me to Heel. I think I have finally figured out what that means. It means slow down and Don’t Choke Youself.
I hear that President Obama has a dog. I wonder if a dog living in the White House has to be on one of those leashes and he also trys to choke himself. From what my mistress says it’s Obama that should be on a leash with Congress holding the end while he is trying to choke himself. Lots of people say that Obama takes too many vacations (I wonder if he takes his dog). From what I hear, he should just stay on vacation so he can’t do anymore damage to this country than he already has.
My advice to President Obama would be slow down and Don’t Choke Youself. Do what your master, The People of the US, say you should do. Under his leadership unemployment is terrible, taxes are higher (which means less chicken wings for me), gas prices are still on the rise (which means less outings for me), the world has less respect for our country, the national debt has doubled (I’m not sure what that means to me), and there is Obama Care. Congress needs to really tighten that leash on him in the next 3 1/2 years or maybe they should just let him Choke Himself.
- Vote to spend: House throws down gauntlet (arkansasonline.com)